THE WINNING JOKE
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head. The other guy whips out his
cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My
friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line. He says: "OK, now what?" - omg...

SECOND PLACE
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner
and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some
hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his
faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." ?
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what ?
do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I
suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can
see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant
part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has
stolen our tent!"
--i like this one..sth about astronomy..hoho...